January 2012
xxdemonspiritxx replied to your post: Fuck all of my friends.
Did you think of it from their perspective? I asked a few friends to come over , but it was last minute and they already had plans.
I ASKED 10 PEOPLE, ON TUESDAY.
yeah. looks like i’m not important. guess my feelings don’t matter.
….am i that unimportant?
Fuck all of my friends.
i invited 10 people and none of them can show. Fuck you guys. i fucking hate you.
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
FACT: I like having sex with women
tru fax
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December 2011
thisaintnoapocalypse:
So guise
I’m not single
c:
you asked her out? YES YAY!
a gif for you!
AND ANOTHER
yes
Reblog if your Mom is beautiful.
i love my momma :D
If you were mine I would... →
strangecloudnine replied to your post: strangecloudnine replied to…
i wouldnt miss that for the world! but just dont invite NO NAME or NO NAME you know that bullshit thing LOL
trust me, hadn’t planned on it. it’s mostly gonna be Herndon kids tho
strangecloudnine replied to your post: strangecloudnine replied to…
ill fucking jump the barrier and run thru the graduation… lmao
you better be coming to my grad party tho
strangecloudnine replied to your post: strangecloudnine replied to your post: just so you…
i can see it now! im gonna do it. ill wear a cape too.
I CAN SEE IT NOW! a batman in boxers among people in red caps in gowns. so beautiful.
New Year's Resolution
to reblog shit from these “hipster” tumblrs telling them how they aren’t hipster.
starting….NOW.
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
cosmo tip #126
expertcosmotips:
catch him off guard and do something unconventional when the clock strikes twelve this new years eve. look him deep into his eyes and scream “I WAS BORN WITH TWO BUTTHOLES” at the top of your lungs. this will make him realize you’re not like other girls and he will fall deeply in love with you
strangecloudnine replied to your post: just so you have a cute little warning. i will be showing up in a white morphsuit to your graduation. i hope you approve of this shit.
or should i do black and wear my batman boxers and tank top… choices choices :D
OH MY GOD YES
“welcome to the Herndon High Class of 2012 graduation…is that a girl in batman boxers and a tank top?”
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strangecloudnine asked: just so you have a cute little warning. i will be showing up in a white morphsuit to your graduation. i hope you approve of this shit.
once the clock strikes midnight, i will feel like...
haiiiicorey:
this—too—shall—pass:
i’ll drink to that!
cheers to the class of 2012 <3
AW HELL YEAH <3
woooot! HHS Class of 2012!
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stupidhead:
a great new birth control called my face
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LESBIAN WHEN…
leavingyoubreathless:
youknowyouarealesbianwhen:
The thought of a penis grosses you out
God fuck
i’m only bisexual but jesus fucking christ penises are gross.
CROWD: DJ SKRILLEX DROP THAT FAT BEAT
DJ SKRILLEX: *PRESSES SPACE BAR* *NODS HEAD WITH INSANITY*
CROWD: FUCK YEAAAA SKRILLEX